Incident #42: Carol and Mike invite Alice to have hot chocolate with them, which Alice thinks is just really really great. But then SHE has to make her own! How can she possibly be happy with that? In fact, everyone is fine with that! Arrrrrrggghhhhh! Alice, you idiot! Why do you so willingly and happily continue to be tortured by these people? Don't you see that if THEY want you to have hot chocolate with them, then it's up to THEM to make YOU the hot chocolate! But noooooooooo. You just keep going on as happy-go-lucky Alice falling into torture chamber after torture chamber until you end up just a blue pile of pulp on the corner of the laundry room floor over where the washing machine is. Run away, Alice, and never return! But I know you won't because you're the happy wacky slave!
The music in this show is so horrible that I want to ...
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